Lupin and Hockey Dreams

November 4, 2014
I was in my old house and on a table or something there was a card with a drawing of Lupin on it, Lupin standing on the side of his face, which was sitting in a large cream pie.  It was really really hilarious to me, as I laughed very hard while pointing at it.
Goemon was standing nearby and staring at me like I was an idiot.
I picked the card up and read it.  The original sender was Zenigata, sending the car to Lupin and mocking him for being caught.  Lupin then wrote back to him about what a loser Zenigata is and how his life sucks, mocking him over that.  The last note on the card was from Jigen, who wrote an angry note to the both of them to shut up and act like adults.
Jigen's note killed the mood and I stared expressionless at the car and set it back.  I then started laughing at the picture again and said something like "That's still pretty hilarious, though."
Goemon continued to stare at me.

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November 15, 2014
I was a goalie for the Ottawa Senators and wasn't playing that great, so had to practice a lot.  My practice was in a garage with my pad and no skates as other players shot a ball at me.  I didn't do very well, haha.
Later on the coach talked to me and my problem was a constant pain in my side.  He wanted me to get it checked out.
I went to the doctor and got all these tests and x-rays done, but nothing was found.
I got the start for the next game, saying I was able to play.  Partway through the game the pain came back and I fainted on the ice.  The other players skated towards me and the medical guys ran out.  The audience was all hushed as I was taken away on a stretcher.
I was in the hospital and the doctor was showing me what they pulled from my side.  He held up a thin computer chip less than an inch square and wondered how it got inside of me.  He said it was too big  for me to have unknowingly eaten and that I had no scars where it would have been surgically inserted.  I then joked about being abducted by aliens and the doctor was open to that.  My laughing stopped and I started to freak out a little, unable to think about how the chip got inside of me.